Lightning On Demand
You know what? The run of the mill Frankenstein movie has tesla coils about the size of a magic marker
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Neal and Jack and Me
eaPaul asked me how the reading went and I had to make a positive noise. However, I quickly added, the
Experience the Power of the Suit
Standing outside of Sunset Strip (and by that I mean… no clothes), Santa is taking wincing drags while pimp swaggering
Bed Offensive
We’ve learned about the sanctity of bed: no arguments, no full stomachs, no spinning, no smoking, no eating crackers, no
Equal Parts Laugh Riot and Heady Noise Foo
Man! I asked my Ma what she wanted to do in the New Year, besides lose a couple toes. Don’t
Le Rouge et Le Noir
Did I tell you this already? Margaret C. Watson and I made our parents furrow their collective brow in consternation
When I Say You
I mean… all of you: Man, woman and child, here in the checkout line, on the opposing escalator, on the
Alden’s Pocket Guide To Oxford
Stowed away my last year of high school in a boarding school, acting out every fantasy of being a… boarding
Phase Change
I’m helping a writer with his residency applications. Looking at 40 he acknowledges he’s never been published and his adjunct
What Day Was That Exactly?
Not around, not for years. Left in a hurry, shaved his eyebrows right before. Had a car, one of hundreds,