Latrine
No one seems to want to install the new roll of toilet paper on the toilet paper roll. They just
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Savant
For the very first time, I see a sign crafted circa 197hmm-hmm that announces I can buy stamps at this
Negotiable
In a bizarre turn of events, my father, the original deadbeat dad, overpaid his spousal support obligation to my mother,
Gimme Back My Flags
Macreedy: Oh, I’ll only be here twenty-four hours. Conductor: In a place like this, it could be a lifetime. I
Lovelock, Lorn, Landlocked, Lubbock
I can never remember the name of that town and that’s disturbing. Exit 23? 29? 34? It’s no use. It’s
Unpacking Is For Sissies
Sadie Damascus lets everything rest for a few days after getting home from the Playa. I understand this. It’s the
Is That My Phone?
A month or so ago I relented and accepted an unrepeatable offer for a cellular phone. This particular technology I
If You Must Know
There is an Englishman in my head and he’s been there since I was about 15 years old. He speaks
I Throw My Own
I have this history of designing my own birthday experiences. What brought it on? Being last of five overachieving children,
The Water Knows If You’re Silt Or Stone
April. Cruel. All that. Came home kinda psychically soaked to the skin, clothes clinging and stained with whatever it was