Latrine
No one seems to want to install the new roll of toilet paper on the toilet paper roll. They just
Author: suki
Savant
For the very first time, I see a sign crafted circa 197hmm-hmm that announces I can buy stamps at this
Negotiable
In a bizarre turn of events, my father, the original deadbeat dad, overpaid his spousal support obligation to my mother,
Gimme Back My Flags
Macreedy: Oh, I’ll only be here twenty-four hours. Conductor: In a place like this, it could be a lifetime. I
Lovelock, Lorn, Landlocked, Lubbock
I can never remember the name of that town and that’s disturbing. Exit 23? 29? 34? It’s no use. It’s
Unpacking Is For Sissies
Sadie Damascus lets everything rest for a few days after getting home from the Playa. I understand this. It’s the
Is That My Phone?
A month or so ago I relented and accepted an unrepeatable offer for a cellular phone. This particular technology I
Wide Berth
I rent cars every few days, in lieu of admitting I need a car of my own, and a car
If You Must Know
There is an Englishman in my head and he’s been there since I was about 15 years old. He speaks
I’m not sure I want to go Further
…with this analogy Ken was demurring when he told the reporter that he may decide to take half a hit